Cancer Love Horoscope

whats horoscope for cancer for the next days about cancer’s love?

you will meet a tall dark and handsome man… and he will murder you in your sleep whoops thats capricorn my bad. You will meet a small white hairy dwarf he will attatch on to your skin like a leech, with all of his bogun home, this is the best option you will ever have so take it. Then you must attempt to breed with your knew found parasite and you will fail then you will adopt an iguana and call him bill… yes every single one of you will call your iguana’s bill and they will start an empire of bill’s and take over the USA and start a game of monopoly amongst the worlds economies battling for dominance of park St and then they shall destroy the world as we know it. honestly i got my degree in astronomy from a divinely inspired goose.

Cancer WC 25th April 2011 Love Horoscope Astrology by Patrick Arundell

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